Good service is not everything! After a long time have I let myself once again cajoled by my wife to eat with her. I hate anything really - but what does not do anything for peace in the house.
It started so that the clothes had to be cleared up.
"Honey, what should I put it? The evening dress or something casual?" my wife asked.
"Oh dear - you look great in everything from" answered I am a bit annoyed - after all, had I hunger and I did not care how they looked.
"What do you go where we go? Ins Park Hotel, for Seegasthof or in the old post?
Slowly she was annoying - anywhere - was all the same price.
"I propose that the Seegasthof" I said finally. Since there was at least good steaks.
came after a more or less long random walk, we finally at the restaurant - but then were the problems really started. At the entrance stood the Park Service.
"We can park your car - you want it stands in the garage or in the parking lot?"
A fairly important question - after all, was the last installment paid until now.
"Oh . Is sufficient, I think the parking lot "
At the entrance, went on:" Have you reserved "asked the reception waiter
." No, I hope you have something free "I smiled at him more or less kindly
." But will you? but - you want to sit in the reception room, conservatory or in the fishing lodge? "
man - no matter where - I the main thing is getting something soon eat
." I think we are in the winter garden "
" Good -. Smoking or Non smoking? "
" Please what? "
" a table in the smoking or the Non smoking area? "
" smoking please. "
" If you sit by the window? "
The guy started to annoy me and did much of the tight shoes hurt to have the feet.
"Yes - please a table by the window."
"Do you want a table with a view of the lake, the park or the mountains?"
It was pitch dark out there - what I was interested in what darkness I saw?
"In view of the lake please."
"All right - you follow me."
Slowly, he sat down finally on the move - I thought I would starve on the front door.
came at last arrived at the table even our waiter.
"Good evening - my name is Pierre and I I'm your waiter this evening" he imagine. Is
was not - he is a waiter - I thought it was a talking penguin.
"Do you want the menu, or may I suggest today's specialty?" he asked.
I wanted the card - very clear - but my wife wanted to know what the first course today was very special.
"Now as a starter, there are fried duck liver with winter salad, in soup vegetable broth with marinated red cabbage, monkfish dannach in cancer cream, as a main dish a lamb in a horseradish crust it and follow cheese board and, for dessert, coconut parfait with fruit."
I was almost asleep when he finally was ready.
My wife would of course exactly what he was told - I have the card.
beverages? clear yet.
"A perfect wine to the menu and for me a beer" I took him off the question.
"Alt, or dark beer?"
"Please what?"
"The beer, old, or dark beer?"
"A beer."
"export?"
"no."
"From the barrel or bottle?"
The guy wanted to provoke me - that was clear.
"off the bottle, please." I tried hard to stay nice.
"alcohol-free?"
"NO!"
"Have you selected your meal yet?"
"Yes - I want the steak."
"fillet steak, rump steak, pork tenderloin or the lumberjack steak?"
"THE steak .." I hate the guy.
"180 g , 220 g oder 280 g ?"
"Wo ist da schon der Unterschied ??"
"Im Gewicht" grinste der Pinguin selbstsicher.
"220 g."
"Rar, medium oder well done ?"
"WAS ?? Achso - Medium." Erwähnte ich schon das ich der Typen hasse ??
"Was möchten Sie als Beilage?"
"Kartoffeln."
"Bratkartoffeln, Rösti, Salzkartoffeln oder Ofenkartoffel?"
Ich stand kurz vorm Kollaps.
"Eine Ofenkartoffel !"
"Mit Sauerrahm, Creme Fraiche, Butter oder ohne alles?"
"Mit Sauerrahm" Oh wie ich ihn hasse....
"Zum Steak - Sauce oder Kräuterbutter ?"
"Sauce..."
"Pfefferrahmsauce, BBQ sauce or garlic sauce? "
" The .. with the pepper "The annoying really.
" hot or mild? "
" HOT! "
" Do you want salad as a side dish? "
" YES! "
" From the salad bar or as a side salad? "
" side dish "Do I look like a cow?
" lettuce, tomato salad, coleslaw, lettuce or mixed salad? "
" mixed salad. "
" Big or small? "
I told him was about a long but my wife held me unfortunately.
"small."
"Which dressing? ? French, Italian, herbs, yogurt, mustard dressing or vinegar and oil "
" I do not care - something "
" Then recommend. I give the herb dressing "
" Yes -. Herbs -. good "
" would you like bread to salad
"No"
"Oh -?. I would give you but recommend you take some to - it is rounded off perfectly .
"Nagut -. baguette to"
"Pure, with herbs and garlic"
burst me on my neck I jumped up and beat one of the Pingiun
Although he was so skinny -.. I think he did judo or . something of that nature I flew through the air and crashed on his back on the table next
As I highly quack duck the restaurant manager was already there - he very apologetic and offered us this, the food went to the house
"I Can. Ihnen irgend etwas bringen ?" wolle er besorgt wissen.
"Nur ein Glas Wasser" antwortete ich benommen.
"Selters, Stilles, Mineral- oder Leitungswasser ??"
Wie gesagt - machmal ist der Service eben zu gut.
(He, es ist ein "Geschichte! Ich liebe es mit meiner Frau essen zu gehen!!!)
